- If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
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–– Scott Adams
- There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
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–– Guy Almes
- There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
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–– Jeremy S. Anderson
- If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
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–– John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life
- Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet. -
–– Anonymous
- If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
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–– Anonymous
- Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
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–– Rory Bremner
- The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
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–– Andrew Brown
- Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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–– Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA
- By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost a fortune to maintain and is still in danger of collapsing. There are no plans to replace it, since it was never needed in the first place. I expect every installation has its own pet software which is analogous to the above.
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–– Ken Iverson
- Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming.
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–– Guy Kawasaki
- I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake.
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–– D. H. Lawrence
- Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all across the country know about it.
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–– Mark Leeper
- Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
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–– Michael Meissner
- In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.
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–– Dennis Miller, "Saturday Night Live," U.S. television show
- The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
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–– Jerry Olson
- There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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–– Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977
- Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
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–– Jeff Raskin
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- The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
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–– B. F. Skinner
- If unix is the face of the future I wanna go back to quill pens.
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–– Joseph Snipp
- Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea –– massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
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–– Gene Spafford
- If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.
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–– Rob Stampfli
- Men have become the tools of their tools.
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–– Henry David Thoreau
- Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
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–– John Tudor
- Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
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–– Unknown author
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